JAPANESE ENGLISH

Do you know what "THE INTERNET" is?
Word's out that's it's really HOT nowadays.
Unfortunately we know nothin' about it
But according to our friend who really knows it well, tells me that it's KOOL
You know, "THE INTERNET" 's real BIG?
I guess it's cause American people made it.
You know, it has lots of information.
It even has sounds and pictures too.
OHHHªcI can't wait to see it.
You know what?
Not only can you see stuff, you even get to send out information too.
Wouldn't it be kool to send stuff? like to the world even.
You know what? Sooner or later, we should quit making this,
And start doing cooler stuff like on "THE INTERNET"!
So, you guys ought to start learning it by then.

HOT CHART!!

McTV

ENGLISH DOJO

Oke'n'Roll

SHOUT!!

FRIENDS

CANDY

SOLDIER

* For those of you who can't see nothin', just can't make it work,
or are just plain confused, Write us at MilkCan@sme.co.jp

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